Sunday, November 9, 2008

Guess what I saw on the subway

I was waiting for the A train at Port Authority this Saturday and I saw this old woman come to the edge of the track and empty a bed pan full of some yellowish liquid. As soon as she poured it out the whole track smelled like urine. She was wearing what looked like plastic bags as boots and it just wreaked.
Best 10 minute wait for a train ever.

I was sitting down on one of the double sided benches at Port Authority waiting for another train and all of a sudden I hear this loud irritating scraping noise. I turn around and see some homeless guy scraping the bottom of his 2 inch yellow fingernails.
Second best 10 minute wait for a train ever

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