Quotes

• "Flip a coin, heads or tits"
• "I'm just gonna go to the bathroom"-"Ok, don't hurt yourself"
• "I blame society"- "I blame you"- "I hate the blame game"
• "Can you warm up my cherry pie" (old lady at diner)
• "I remember you, oh your trademark red hair" (old babysitter on the street)
• "Oh shit!!! I'm sorry" (woman who thought I worked at Trader Joe's after finding out I don't)