So Long

I'm going away for 6 weeks now and I won't have any internet access but when I come back I will have plenty of things to post.

C for Cookie

This is a little stupid parody I made a long time ago and if you couldn't guess it's a parody of V for Vendetta. If someone were to make this into a movie or even make a trailer of this, I would love it.

From the creators who brought you the Muppet Revolution, we bring you C for Cookie. Following a world cookie ban, Sesame Street is a police country occupied by a greedy ruler called Big-Bird. A conservator known only as "C" uses cunning tactics to bring back cookies to the oppressive state in which he now lives When C saves a girl named Miss Piggy from the E.L.M.O. army, he discovers an ally in his fight against Sesame Street's oppressors.

Omegle

So, I decided to start a second blog because nothing interesting has been happening lately except that I saw Dead Snow which I will talk about later. It's called http://iloveomegle.blogspot.com/ and it's just a collection of some of my omegle conversations that I decided to save. For those who don't know Omegle is a semi-recent website in which you randomly connect and chat with random strangers. No nicknames, just you and stranger, to help somewhat preserve anonymity because you can reveal anything you want about yourself. I highly recommend trying out omegle.com if you have some time to kill and you want to have a good laugh and I know you want a good laugh, because that's why you're here. Right?

Quotes

• "Flip a coin, heads or tits"
• "I'm just gonna go to the bathroom"-"Ok, don't hurt yourself"
• "I blame society"- "I blame you"- "I hate the blame game"
• "Can you warm up my cherry pie" (old lady at diner)
• "I remember you, oh your trademark red hair" (old babysitter on the street)
• "Oh shit!!! I'm sorry" (woman who thought I worked at Trader Joe's after finding out I don't)
  

Deodorant Continued

After having the deodorant stain my shirts I decided to take action about it. I e-mailed Colgate-Palmolive and complained about how they stained my shirts trying to make it seem a little over-dramatic so I would get a decent response. I honestly thought nothing would come out of it other than an e-mail. A few days later I got an e-mail like I thought and when I was reading it I noticed it said that "Your response involved material we wanted to send you, therefore the response has been sent via regular (postal) mail and should reach you within three weeks." I thought wow, that's cool, I wonder what they're going to send to me. Just ten days later I get a big envelope/package from Colgate-Palmolive. Inside was more envelopes, coupons and papers. So I got two coupons for a free stick of deodorant (excluding tax, of course) and a whole envelope of assorted coupons. I was looking through the papers and they wanted me to return the product if possible in the pre-paid envelope. Conclusions: complaining to corporate giants can pay off.
I think I might try praising them next in hope for more coupons or other freebies.