Sunday, April 19, 2009

Quotes

  • "Know how useful you are? You're about as useful as a ping pong ball in a hurricane"
  • "Shot shards of shrapnel"
  • "I like your shirt. Thanks, I couldn't decide which one to wear so I wore both "
  • "I just took a spin class and my vagina feels like it's on fire"
  • "Now what's the deal with- SHUTUP!!"

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