About Me

• I'm too cheap to buy cookie crisp so I just buy small cookies instead and eat those for breakfast
• I have the best pair of slippers ever, they are killer rabbit slippers
• I'm scared of religious fanatics
• I think it's BS that a diner will charge 75¢ more to grill a cheese sandwich
  
• I think the tasting paper in Willy Wonka's factory is just acid paper and the whole movie was just a bad trip
• Mannequins are the scariest things in the world when they are not in stores but are popping out of bushes on the street at night