Four months later...have some quotes

• "my first class is at eleven tomorrow"
  "you can get shit pants drunk tonight"
• "fuck doing homework" "(police siren)"
• "smiles are the only good contagious things"
• "I went to Hooters once, my dad took me"
• "my dad danced once, he was naked, it was wrong"
  

Random

• Walking home from anywhere when it's dark out while holding a couple balloons is a terrible idea, luckily nothing happened, except a 4 year old tried to grab one
• Walking with a lawn mower on behind you can be one of the scariest things ever, especially when you hear the engine make a sound that doesn't sound good
• I hate how it costs $12.50 to see a movie and then they ask you if you would like to donate a dollar to charity
• One of my friends has these jeans that can't be washed for a while so he stuffed the pockets with dryer sheets to make them smell good but he used way too many and he smelled like fresh laundry from 6 feet away, not such a bad thing

Weird Dream

I've been having some really weird dreams lately. One involved me trying to find a good pair of socks in what seemed like an infinite sock drawer. I just kept on reaching and pulling all the little sock bundles towards me but I could never get to that one good pair I knew was in the back with the little red Hanes on it. Most comfortable socks I own. Is there a complex meaning behind this strange dream? Probably not. I think I just needed to do some more laundry.

Mothers Day

Being the amazing but procrastinating son I am I waited till the night before to buy my mom a card.  I went out to CVS to pick up a card because I'm too old to make them without it seeming cheap.  Not to my surprise, I was not the only bad son there.  There were at least 6 other guys looking for cards.  Either that or they just wanted to stand in the card aisle to seem busy.  As for my present I said I was gonna take her out to breakfast or dinner but I wasted too much money seeing iron man 2, $12.50 used to get me a ticket, popcorn and soda but it just gets me a ticket now.  I decided to make her breakfast and dinner which meant I was spending my mom's money as her present.  It meant even more to her because my step-dad belittled my idea in front of her, so thanks to him for speaking his mind and making my mom appreciate it even more.

Happy Meal?

I think McDonalds and Jersey Shore should make a business deal like when the new kids movies come out they have all new themed happy meals. I think Jersey Shore should to do that. They can capture another audience for their show and ensure the next generation of guidos and guidettes. For the toys they could have little bottles of hair gel, tanning lotion, maybe some of those talking toys and even crabs, just like the real cast has.

Quotes

• "Your beard looks extra grizzly today" -teacher to me
  
• 'If I don't go home and bust a nut I don't know what's gonna happen" -Hispanic guido at LIRR station
• "when that shit comes in a plastic box you know it's good"
• "I remember you" -old creepy babysitter to me on the street
  

My Camera

I've been using my dad's old camera lately, it's a Nikon FE2. It's really old but it still works amazingly well. I'm about to buy a new macro lens for it. These are some pictures that I'm really happy with.

Nikon FE2