There's an always an exception

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger
Except AIDS

You learn something new every day
Unless you're in a coma

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Except crabs and syphilis (this is the 1/2 post about maja)

My Name Is Carl

I have a 4-5 page paper that I need to write for my physiology/anatomy class and we were allowed to pick the disease/disorder to do it on. I wanted to have fun with this so I decided to pick something fun and maybe it can be called edgy, erectile dysfunction. I am going to write a 4-5 page paper on erectile dysfunction and give a powerpoint presentation on it but the best part is how I have to write it. I can't write it like a research paper but I have to write it like a documentary, through the point of view of someone. It could be the patient, the spouse or even the doctor's point of view but I'm going to choose the patient's point of view. Also, I'm going to start another blog to get myself to start writing this so I can get it done quickly. It will be called "My Name is Carl" and it should be a lot of fun.

Just Meh

November is pretty much over, the heart of winter is coming soon. I really hope it snows a lot this year. If it does I'm going to central park in a penguin costume as soon as I can buy one. Also, I found a really good food blog site, Smitten Kitchen. I tried the oatmeal raisin cookie recipe, the cookies came out amazing and for some of the batter I added chocolate chips instead of raisins and it still came out great. Only downside was the oatmeal I had, it was very finely cut and not the real good coarse oatmeal flakes, so it didn't look like a real oatmeal cookie but it came out soft and chewy just like it should. Little story: I was in the city with a friend on Saturday eating pizza on the street and a religious Jew with a black hat and Tallit on walking by says good Shabbos. I say shabbat shalom back and he stops and turns. He walks over and says ahh, you're jewish, would you like to come to the kiddush, we're having a cholent luncheon. I tell him no thanks but he keeps on insisting and after a few more no's he leaves. I wish there was more to the story but there really isn't.

Shutter Speed

I <3 manual controls on cameras.

Brownie Ramblings

Like any other person, I love Ben & Jerry's ice cream. Especially phish food and chocolate fudge brownie but not because I like chocolate. In fact, strawberry is my favorite flavor (when it's made with real strawberries and not chemical crap). I love those flavors because they're like a kinder egg, not only do you get the ice cream but you get the extra stuff that's in it. The caramel swirls, marshmallow bits and chocolate fishes and the big brownie chunks. The brownie chunks are the best, but unfortunately the ratio of brownie to ice cream is not usually very high, in fact it's pretty low. This leads me to my main point. When it comes to the brownie bits I will go out of my way to get them. No matter how sneaky I need to be I will eat all of them. I let someone else start it out, getting rid of the top and as soon as I see a bit of brownie poking out of the chocolate I attack it with my spoon. I will dig and dig into that little pint to get all of the brownie into my stomach. But if I just dug everything up, it would be obvious that I dug everything up and that's when the trickiness comes in. After eating all the brownie, I even out the chocolate layer and then smooth it over. But that still makes things too obvious. Then I take little spoonfuls from the smoothed out layer to look like someone just took a normal portion and didn't eat all the brownie bits.

It's for niggers and Mexicans.

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FOOD

I've gotten back into the habit of baking, bread especially.