Things I learned

• No matter where you go in life you will find body doubles of people you know
• Sobriety does not always mean clarity
• You're not a real biker until you get your first injury or mishap
• Baking soda is not something that should be left out of oatmeal cookies
• Omegle will always yield funny/odd people
• Old men in tweed suits are not the only people who smoke from pipes