Things I learned

• No matter where you go in life you will find body doubles of people you know
• Sobriety does not always mean clarity
• You're not a real biker until you get your first injury or mishap
• Baking soda is not something that should be left out of oatmeal cookies
• Omegle will always yield funny/odd people
• Old men in tweed suits are not the only people who smoke from pipes

Four months later...have some quotes

• "my first class is at eleven tomorrow"
  "you can get shit pants drunk tonight"
• "fuck doing homework" "(police siren)"
• "smiles are the only good contagious things"
• "I went to Hooters once, my dad took me"
• "my dad danced once, he was naked, it was wrong"