Stuff I want to see

Might be kinda disturbing

• A Richard Simmons workout video entitled: Exercising Caution
• Pop a cherry bubble gum
• Head and Shoulders come out with a dandruff shampoo for beards called Head to Shoulders
• Spray on beard paint/ beard in a can
• Hipster bible quotes
• High fructose cancer syrup
• Porn star or politician name game (Dick Cheney, Jon Dough, Michael Steele)

About Me

• I don't like the name stan, it's only one letter away from satan
• I'm a bread dealer and I only deal sour d (ough)
• I do like naan, it's only one letter away from natan
• I love pretending to be cookie monster when I eat at the dining halls with my friends
• When I have time to kill I like eating cereal, with chopsticks
• I'm a size large... kids large
• Inches are too mainstream for me so I measure in cubits