Happy Meal?

I think McDonalds and Jersey Shore should make a business deal like when the new kids movies come out they have all new themed happy meals. I think Jersey Shore should to do that. They can capture another audience for their show and ensure the next generation of guidos and guidettes. For the toys they could have little bottles of hair gel, tanning lotion, maybe some of those talking toys and even crabs, just like the real cast has.

Quotes

• "Your beard looks extra grizzly today" -teacher to me
  
• 'If I don't go home and bust a nut I don't know what's gonna happen" -Hispanic guido at LIRR station
• "when that shit comes in a plastic box you know it's good"
• "I remember you" -old creepy babysitter to me on the street